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Chris Distefano: It's Just Unfortunate 2025
This white man loves talking about his Puerto Rican children. Sometimes it works, sometimes not at all…
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Playing It Cool 2014
I’m like the Leo DiCaprio meme aggressively pointing out every Marvel actor in this movie. Makes this mid movie so much more enjoyable!
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Totally Killer 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The one lesson learned: blowjobs save lives!
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