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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  in another universe count orlok's castle was an artist commune somewhere in the pacific northwest and all these hoes were in his polycule.

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  Lee 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  took 1/2 off for Andy Samberg's warby parker glasses (this was actually beautiful i sobbed)

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  god forbid two gay men have a hobby

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  BASEketball 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jul 2024 1

  BASEketball starring Matt Stones's slutty little waist (and Trey Parker's fried pasta hair)

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