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  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★★

  • Dracula

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • Interstellar

    ½

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  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★★

    Cried 3 times 

    Wallace solos entire DragonBall Universe 

    Gromit has sauce, nobody comes close 

    Smokin that Wensleydale pack, if your pull through it’s finna be a vengeance most foul.

    Gromit needs a firearm and needs to put bodies in the ground.

  • Dracula

    Dracula

    ★★★★★

    Ok this is gonna be quick 


    I just watched Robert Eggers Nosferatu and it was the of Bram Stroker story beat. 


    This is and will always be the best version of it and I haven’t seen one that tops it. The first episode especially, being in Draculas castle and watching Harkers dissent into madness and fear has never been portrayed better. So many practical effects makes me go yippie. 

    “There’s no baby John.” 

    As Clount Dracula walks away holding a baby basket will never not be scary for me.

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ½

    Fuck this movie 


    Fuck the dumbass cornfield bs too 


    Needs more lightsabers


    Didn’t see Darth Vader once.


    There is no such thing as a Mart Damon, don’t insult my intelligence 



    If your name is something dumb like Finn, you probably like this movie. That’s only because you have a tiny brain and penis.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    CINEMATOGRAPHY - holy fuck, this movie, much like all of Eggers movies makes me afraid of the frame. Each one is meticulously crafted to make you feel wrong. Mainly his use of symmetry and centring the subject as it’s so foreign to our POV in the real world. The use of shadow is masterfully done as well, creating shapes and silhouettes for our mind to turn into nightmares on its own even before the subject is revealed. 

    NARRATIVE - The…