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The Alto Knights 2025
At the end of the movie, Main Character Robert DeNiro looks directly into the camera and gives a speech about what happened to him & other characters in the story, including secondary pseudo-villain Robert DeNiro (who doesn’t have as much to do as the gimmick role would make you believe). Theres a subplot that goes basically nowhere about pseudo-villain DeNiro (I know his name is Vito, but I’m not gonna remember this in the future, so deal) trying to get a…
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Maid in Manhattan 2002
You can tell this movie was made in 2002 because the romantic hero was a Republican senatorial candidate.
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How to Deal 2003
I saw the movie poster and was like, “this looks like a movie with a montage set to Liz Phair” and then a montage set to Liz Phair happened and I was SCREAMING.
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