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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  My turtleneck game has never felt more inadequate

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  At first I was really vibing with John Malkovich’s weirdness, but the back half of this thing did not work! Super rough

Popular reviews

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  VeggieTales: Very Silly Songs 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Mar 2023 3

  There’s about 5 or 6 certified BANGERS in this bad boy! Some extremely high highs. Artists today would kill to make a visual album this tight. 

  It’s hard to argue that any song tops “Love My Lips” but I have such a special place in my heart for “The Dance of the Cucumber.”

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 May 2024

  Watched this over Game 4 of Celtics Pacers because if I’m gonna watch Nazis, I at least want to see them lose

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