Favorite films

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Dec 2024

  “manners maketh man” yeah? and having a slutty little boy waist apparently makes you a spy

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  i’m more scared of the sexual tension between tyler & kate then the actual tornados.

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  oliver quick son or amy dunne daughter?

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  Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  boom. double feature (anyone know cal’s plastic surgeon? bros face ain’t move an inch the entire movie)

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