kelhan

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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa??

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Clue
  • Titanic
  • Before Sunset

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  • Before Sunset

    ★★★★★

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    ★★★★½

  • Saltburn

    ★★★★

  • Season's Greetings from Cherry Lane

    ★½

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  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset

    ★★★★★

    MAKE CHEATING GREAT AGAIN!!!

    Truly wild that I rewatched this—after over a decade—the same week my grandmother died. I shed some unexpected tears over that forgotten plot point.* 

    35 is very different than 23. Fortunately this lives up to the pedestal I placed it on in my early 20s.

    *maybe some tears were also for the way Jesse is so obviously and openly in love with Celine still that he can’t keep it off his face, the way Celine has…

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J

    ★★★★½

    I definitely know that, as well as all other facts!

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ½

    This movie tried to mansplain AND whitesplain jazz to me, and I will not have it.

  • Season's Greetings from Cherry Lane

    Season's Greetings from Cherry Lane

    ★½

    Aaron Samuels and Chris Carrabba put their whole Chrismussies into this and I still wanted to light something on fire during the 2003 storyline.