Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  Really funny of Ridley Scott to make Gladiator II about how Romulus and Remus fucking SUCK in the same year as Alien: Romulus.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  This might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2024

  Austin Butler is giving Tom Hardy a run for his money as The Guy Who Is Going To Make An Insane Decision About His Character’s Voice.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  I can’t give this less than 4 stars because if I do and my wife ever became curious about my Letterboxd account and found the review she’d stop speaking to me.