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Recent reviews

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  End of Watch 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  never thought i could get so hype for a cop movie

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  last half hour took me out of it 

  didn’t even utilize the whole night stalker thing all that well

Popular reviews

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  The Raid 2 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2023

  The Departed meets John Wick

  I never knew hammers could cause such devastation on the human body 

  motorcycle helmets can save you from crashing but not from 30 mini-Uzi rounds to the face

  about 90 different objects are used for murder in this movie including 10 from car parts alone

  baseball bat guy and hammer girl need a spin-off 

  
  If there is a 3rd Raid that comes out I am watching it in 4D IMAX 

  The girl “singing” karaoke made this a 5 star

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  Return of the Jedi 1983

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2023

  I want to bash that little laughing creature next to Jabba’s head in with a spork then eat it out of spite 

  
  We need a spin-off of the Orcs in Jabba’s Palace

  Boba probably got so much star wars snatch

  That blue frog girl that sings could get it

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