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Recent reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  5 minutes in: why would you hire a wolf midwife that doesn't have opposable thumbs
  Great vocals though

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2024

  why was there not a scene where he showed his parents a funny meme on his epic smartphone

Popular reviews

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  This Place Rules 2022

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2023

  Uh, I think projection scene is a bit too meta now

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★½ Watched 29 Oct 2023

  That stupid fucking cupcake animatronic

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