Scott Claessens

Scott Claessens

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Before Sunset
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Ikiru

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  • Eighth Grade

  • Mickey 17

  • Shiva Baby

  • The Last Showgirl

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  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    ★★

    My favourite part of rewatching this series has been imputing new dialogue for the Kiwi actors.

    Boba Fett opening the door: “Kia ora bro, you all good? Aw MEAN lightsaber bro. DAD, there’s a Jedi at the door... I’ll boil the jug.”

  • The Birds

    The Birds

    ★★★½

    The first half was so incredibly slow, but it picked up somewhat in the second half when Hitchcock began to flex his horror muscles. I loved the feeling of claustrophobia he creates inside the house; it feels like a zombie movie. But the utter ridiculousness of the plot is nicely captured by the humour in the central diner scene, with the drunken man at the bar proclaiming “It’s the end of the world!”

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  • Baby Done

    Baby Done

    ★★★½

    Film 75 of 100

    Matthew Lewis trying his hardest to correctly pronounce Taupo is the most heartwarming thing I’ve seen on screen all year.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★½

    This film is all limbs, muscles, and skin. Supple youth framed by beautiful directing. The father comforting his heart-broken son in the final third was incredibly touching.

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