kelso

kelso

I am not a cinephile. I only know Cats (2019) and every movie released by A24. I’d like to thank God (Nicole Kidman) + AMC Stubs A-List.

Favorite films

  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Bottoms
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Shrek 2

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  • Companion

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Opus

    ★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    the more I think about it the more I like it. such good reflections on the concept of the self. Toni Collette at her scariest (sorry to hereditary.)

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★½

    when you buy midsommar from temu

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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★

    I should have loved this movie and I didn’t. Alexander Skarsgård? Mia Goth? Dark satire of the uber rich? Body horror? Stylistically filmed sequences? Did I mention Mia Goth? But I didn’t like it, much less love it. I’m still processing why and will come back to this review.

    [edit— I need to rewatch this and will likely change my review. Stay tuned]

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    I hated this movie. And it is very, very rare that I hate a movie. Instead of cultivating empathy, the movie cultivates pity. Fatphobia doesn’t scratch the surface. What could have been a good story about saviour complexes, familial conflict, and grief ends up being a story of trauma porn where the character’s weight is treated as a spectacle as well as a dehumanizing metaphor. It is blatant Oscar bait and while I am thrilled for Brendan Fraser’s comeback, this isn’t it.