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  The Bridge on the River Kwai 1957

  ★★★★½ Added

  This movie won a bunch of awards and crap and so I was like okay, I'll watch it. I was skeptical cause it's old and like 3 hours long, but I really liked it. It's funny and as the title suggests, there's a bridge in it and I think bridges are cool.

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  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982

  ★ Added 2

  Sure, Drew Barrymore is cute or whatever, but the movie mainly focuses on her dorky brother and that gross alien, E.T. riding around on a bike eating candy. In other words, booring. Also the film’s message that if you meet an alien you should invite it into your home and protect it from the government is fucked. That’s like the opposite of what you should do. Everyone knows that the real “E.T.s” are evil and want to kill all humans.…

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