Gwen Gardiner

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Favorite films

  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Police Story
  • Speed Racer

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  • Wild at Heart

    ★★★★

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★½

  • Abigail

    ★★★

  • Modern Times

    ★★★★½

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  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter

    ★½

    Aggressively Not For Me, save for the part when Olivia Colman threatens to cut the dicks off the dudes being obnoxious at the movie theater. #relatable

  • Master Gardener

    Master Gardener

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Kubo and the Two Strings

    Kubo and the Two Strings

    ★★★★½

    Me at the beginning: Talk about false advertising, Kubo's got three strings on that thing.
    Me by the end, through my tears: Oh...

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    Watched 2001 for HAL's birthday, early in the evening. Slightly drowsy, so I occasionally dosed off.
    Watching it for the third time I noticed a few things more prominently than before.
    1. The colors are wonderfully striking.
    2. HAL displays far more emotion early on than I had previously noticed.
    3. The stargate sequence and the location following it both begin and end through the Monolith.