Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025 1

  Everything about this movie is good or great bar the dialogue and the awful delivery of some lines. Listen I love Hayden Christensen as much as the next guy but his acting is pretty appalling in this movie.
  Is this a better movie than TPM? Yes.
  Is it a 3.5 star movie? No.
  #letterboxd bring in .1 - .9 decimals so I can properly rate movies. The time for change is now people.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Thought I’d learn some deep message about the meaning of life or something but the main thing I took away from this is that I need to lock tf in so I can be as rich as Vanyas dad.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Feb 2025 3

  The last 20-30 minutes of this were so close to making this a half star.
  Laughably bad however I can’t say that I wasn’t interested for the first 40ish minutes.
  From there it’s a complete shitshow.
  Yes the idea is obviously good but that’s not how you make a movie.
  I was absolutely pissing myself laughing so much so that my dad came over to see what was so funny, saw the hilarious monster on stage and started pissing himself…

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  Singin' in the Rain 1952

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  I am now extremely well prepared to spontaneously bust out an intense, well prepared sing-song with a full tap dance routine and back-up dancers to go with it at multiple social events in the future.
  Camrin Watsin prepare yourself for the best dancing musical performance you’ve ever seen.

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