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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 2

  All right so it's a sophisticated adult spy thriller. It's got Pierce Brosnan who is apparently Irish and not British?! WTF...

  Anyway, it was written by the guy who wrote JURASSIC PARK!!! AND THERE IS NOT ONE DINOSAUR IN THIS?! NOT EVEN A REFERENCE TO ANY DINOSAURS?! NOT EVEN A DRAWING OF A DINOSAUR IS IN THIS MOVIE!!! Fuck.

  It was cool though.

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  Memories of Murder 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This was pretty cool. Still no dinosaurs.

Popular reviews

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  Hellboy: The Crooked Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  I didn't have high expectations for Hellboy: The Crooked Man but this was a solid fucking movie. Yeah, it's a low budget and you can see they don't have a ton of money to play with but they put what they did have to good use. Love that they leaned into the horror and Jack Kesy may not be Ron Perlman but he did a damn fine job with the role. It Was worth paying the money for and I'd buy it again if it gets a physical release. Hope it does well enough that it gets a sequel.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  This may actually be the worst movie I've ever seen. People in the theater were laughing at how bad this is. This is like if The Room made a baby with actual diarrhea. It is an embarrassment. Everyone in the theater is now dumber for having seen this and may God have mercy on us all.

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