Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wrath of the Titans 2012

  ★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Absolute nonsense, but a half star for my boy Fiennes.

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  Star Trek: Section 31 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Didn’t get 10 minutes in before I rated this 2 stars. It’s clearly dogshit but I’ll watch it for Michelle Yeoh and the fact one of the actors used to be Sean Slater in Eastenders.

Popular reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Every time Moana goes out on her boat I want to warn her about colonialism and capitalism.

  No notable bangers in the vein of You’re Welcome and We Know The Way, but it was a good movie, and Small and I thoroughly enjoyed it nonetheless.

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  Scrooged 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  I’ve always been in love with Bill Murray and this film is one of the reasons why. His de(?)volution from supercunt Frank Cross back to Lumpy via the best three Christmas spirits to grace any Christmas Carol interpretation, is truly wonderful, and there’s some real festive bleakness when the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come shows him how life might turn out for some of the other characters (Herman, Calvin, Claire) as a direct result of his shitty, selfish ways. No matter how many times I watch, I always cry when Calvin whispers That Line. I’m sure Charles Dickens would’ve wanted to see their nipples.

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