Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024 1

  Best sounding movie of 2024, wowwee. 

  I wonder if the angel ever makes it to the moons of iego

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  The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024

  ★ Watched 26 Dec 2024 1

  Longest 2 hours of my life. I wish the already blinding theatre emergency exit sign was a little brighter so I could have stared at the wall instead. Lazy animation, jarring mixed media compositions, and a story that is stretched so thin… like butter scraped over too much bread. 

  The creature scenes went kinda hard though.

Popular reviews

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  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

  ★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  I get it, it’s a classic holiday movie and people enjoy it. It tries really hard to be funny and sometimes it can be. Personally, I’d have to overdose on laughing pills to even squeak out a giggle at this one.

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