Torturous. Sluggish, life-draining, pretentious, and bizarre. Every single line of dialogue reveals previously undiscovered laws of human speech. By violating them.
And the music. It’s rare that a score worsens a movie. And this movie leaves so few opportunities for worsening, being, very nearly, as bad as possible. But this score slithers and burrows into the last remaining moments available for being dragged down and does so, without mercy. It’s not that the score ruins these moments— how can you…
