Mischievously nasty and gleefully immoral in all the right ways, this snowbound killer kiddies shocker is left wanting in a couple of artistic choices that don't quite come off. The wonderfully daring conclusion suggests a sequel that never was. Which is a shame, as a franchise seeing the little fuckers bumping off a series of fresh victims could have been horror heaven.
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Blood Tracks 1985
A poofy-haired cock rock band and their crew run afoul of a fucked-up, feral family while in the mountains shooting a video in this snowbound, hair metal Hills Have Eyes. It can't hold a blood-spattered flying V to Craven's classic of course, but it's still a goofy, gory good time, with a seemingly endless trail of severed limbs, split skulls, ripped throats and munched flesh.
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Ham on Rye 2019
Tyler Taormina's wistful, wandering Ham on Rye is as weird and unfocused as any of the directionless teenagers at its centre. Taking a charmingly confounding stroll from A to Nowhere, it cuts into the hopeful/hopeless, desperately-wanting-something-but-not-knowing-what feeling of youth with a relatable yet offset reality unreachable for any riotous, gross out teen romance with a Third Eye Blind heavy soundtrack.
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