My son (10 years old, almost 11; yes I know, don't @ me) has watched every instalment of the Bad Boys franchise over the past 2 years.
He insists that this should be a 5-star rated movie. He also feels that each of the preceding three movies should also be 5-star rated.
Anyway, not so much a review as a sop to the children.
Three things I learned:
1. Daniel Craig is not only the longest-serving Bond, he is also the best Bond.
2. Just call him Lucifer Satan, ok? We get it.
3. Craig deserved a better movie for his swansong.
Eurotrash.
Some of the most poorly choreographed fight scenes I've seen.
Enjoy your paycheck, Jean Reno.
3 Things I Learned:
1. The FBI office in Boston employs 3 (and only 3) agents.
2. Liam Neeson is just too damn old to attempt any kind of accent ... every character he plays is generic American by way of Norn Iron.
3. Storage units are criminally under-used venues for action setpieces.
