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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Like if you think bellagio should do a blood fountain a la elisasue !!!!

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Yeah. This was fuckin sick.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024 2

  To know me is to know that this is my favorite fucking movie ever

  (Also watch haunt if you know whats good for you)

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  The Descent 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2024

  I love adventuring and endurance athletics more than i should
  And everyone in this movie is hot
  But CAVING?! NEVER EVER A GOOD IDEA 
  So, yeah, foolproof premise.

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