Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cinderella 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  I set up my food bank app during this movie.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Girl. Marvel always is like we need this stone. Let’s like fuck up a bunch of architecture. Anyways you film men that are like marvel is back. Please get laid. Eat a pussy. Kiss a woman OR A MAN!!!! I don’t care. Just please. Get some taste.

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  1.) that walk from the entrance to coney to Tatiana’s grill/restaurant is actually far as hell. I only know this because I me and my friends smoked at each lifeguard chair until we reached the wonderful wheel. 

  2.) Parkview Diner is as skeevy as fuck as it looks. Last time I was there I bought water across the street through a prison door, literally the little doors they have in your fucking jail cell. 

  3.) I have a strong inkling…

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  Sing Sing 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.