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Favorite films

  • Beetlejuice
  • The Mummy
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

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  • Tusk

    ★★

  • Machete

    ★★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

  • Four Lions

    ★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★½

    A few moments made me smirk, the performances for the most part were decent enough and some of the kills were quite inventive which is why it’s got a slight boost but overall, this is completely fucking dreadful and a snooze fest. The kills were predictable, the characters were lacking depth and I felt the runtime dragging constantly as I kept looking at my phone throughout this ridiculously boring narrative provided. It will have its audience out there and that’s each to their own.

    Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore? 

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Bong Joon-Ho brings his artistic flair as he manages to create a world infront of you that uses satire humour within Science Fiction in such a fascinating way that touches on social and political themes also. There’s no wonder that he is seen as such an ambitious and creative/revolutionary director. A great cast stacked with talent, chemistry and charisma that oozes through the screen - some members of which that I really did not expect to see and was pleasantly…

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    Finally getting @jamesofplymouth to get round to watching one of the best trilogies ever created. He doesn’t seem that enthusiastic currently but is also immersed in quite a few scenes so we’ll see how his fanatic nature kicks in over the next in the watches. LOTR fans know how much this means.

    I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

  • Four Lions

    Four Lions

    ★★★★

    Four Lions really is satire political humour at its finest. 

    Rubber dinghy rapids bro.

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    Truly mind blowing how much money Netflix will put into putting out some absolute shite there. This was a stiff as fuck watch throughout and a real let down considering how many talented cast members there are involved. Lacking in any real substance or heart, The Electric State at maximum is just a movie to be on in the background whilst you’re doing other things. The emotional bond between Michelle and Chris is not believable in the slightest as Millie…

  • Wind River

    Wind River

    ★★★★

    Taylor Sheridan smashed it with this bold and visually powerful neo-western flick, this deserves more praise. Jeremy Renner providing vengeance and justice to the fullest, Elizabeth Olsen ferociously emptying the clip without fail and Jon Bernthal reaching into your heart and crushing it with his emotional gut punch. This is what I call a fucking thrill-ride and it manages to completely grip you and really connect with you on levels all the way throughout. Unfortunately Wind River is let down by…