María

María

I’m unapologetically nerdy. I’m always a little awkward & I have a weird sense of humour🤓 Bookworm 📚

Favorite films

  • Stockholm
  • Her
  • Life Is Beautiful
  • Gran Torino

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  • Flow

    ★★

  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★

  • Snow White

    ½

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★

    Aww, the capybara completely stole my heart! 🥺 Even if the movie was just fine, that little guy made it all worth it!

  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★

    I mean, if Will Poulter is in it, I have to watch it but… BUT it was just okay. People were laughing out loud, but it didn’t really get me. Still, it was fine! And hey, way better than Snow White!

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ½

    This movie just wasn’t for me. It was beautifully shot, with the gothic atmosphere absolutely on point, and Lily-Rose Depp was such a stunning discovery—she was stellar! But I found myself getting a bit bored around the 50-minute mark. Maybe I’m just not the right audience to fully appreciate this kind of film.

  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ½

    This movie is just… oh dear, SO BAD! The dialogue? Cringe. The acting? Oof. The costumes? A mess. And don’t even get me started on the Lord Farquaad hair and those weird little AI dwarfs! At some point, I genuinely thought I was watching an SNL sketch! Gal Gadot and Rachel Zegler? Bless their hearts, but they did this classic dirty.