Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Secretary 2002

  Watched 21 Nov 2024

  Gnawing on the bars of my enclosure at the zoo for the clinically horned up

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  Conclave 2024

  Watched 26 Nov 2024 1

  This was Untucked for Catholic Church Pope Race after they asked the dreaded “who should go home?” question on the main stage.

  On the runway, category is Cuntclave: Papal Eleganza 

  caRudinal PaulLawrence: “A new pope has been elected! Wait that’s just Cardinal Tedesco vaping”

  Sister Agnes Visage: “🎶👰‍♀️ Here comes the BRIBE 👰‍♀️🎶”

  The hilarious Ross Matthews: “That Cardinal’s the only virgin Bellini I want inside me!”

  Extra special guest judge Cardinal Benitez: “Intersex? Honey, i’m abstinent and INNOCENT….XIV 😘”

Recent reviews

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  I'm Still Here 2024

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  So heartbreaking

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!

Popular reviews

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  Rats! 2024

  Watched 31 Jul 2024

  I watched RATS! and now I have side swept bangs covering one eye 🐀🐀🐀🐀

  This made me feel so YOUR LIPSTICK HIS COLLAR DONT BOTHER DARLING I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON ☠️✨💜 you know?

  This is for the bitches that were pissed when Sonny Moore left From First To Last to become a dj. There should be more 2007 period films. I need a panini, skinny jeans and steve Irwin’s daughter STAT!!!!!

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  Frankie Freako 2024

  Watched 24 Jul 2024

  I feel like Frankie would love guitar hero

  Boop!