Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jaws 1975

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  they should have bazooka’d the shark

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  somehow they made a movie about wizard, witches, munchkins and talking animals extremely dour and grim. the vocal performances are incredible but the (constantly harped upon) colour grading and overly-morose acting contributed to this being Bummer Film of the Year for some reason.

Popular reviews

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  Daddy's Home 2015

  ★★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  this movie really tries to make it seem like will farrell is unfuckable but i was not fooled

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  Submarine 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  you're lucky i didn't watch this in high school because it would have made me even more insufferable

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