I can't say that I don't enjoy a trashy movie ever now and then, but this one was far beyond what I expected. Reviews stating "don't watch this" usually bring me to wanting to watch something, but this... whatever "this" is really shouldn't be watched. Ever.
You know those movies that make no sense whatsoever the first few minutes? This one's like that. Only it stays like that all the way through. There's no story or actually anything resembling a…
