ethan

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Favorite films

  • The Age of Innocence
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Jerry Maguire
  • Alien: Covenant

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  • Legend

    ★★★★★

  • Contagion

    ★★★★

  • The Martian

    ★★★★

  • Erin Brockovich

    ★★★★

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★★★

    i've found perfection here, i've created it. perfect organism.

    ridley scott has created perfection three times in a row when it comes to the alien franchise. it's his baby and no one who's ever worked on it has gotten it the way he has. alien: covenant is one of the most interesting blockbusters ever created. uniquely dreadful and almost spiteful, covenant approaches itself more as a thematic successor to prometheus, rather than a traditional successor. it is, by all intents…

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  • Legend

    Legend

    ★★★★★

    the dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.

    nothing quite like this. been a pretty rough month and my internet was down for a day so i popped in my arrow-edition blu ray of this and i was enchanted once more. i do truly believe this is the greatest a movie has ever looked. i could watch this on mute 60 times over and be enamored every single time. the greatest fairy tale of all.

  • Contagion

    Contagion

    ★★★★

    this thing moves like lightning in the first 45 minutes, and then takes its sweet time making it to the finish line. love this a lot though. insane how familiar it all feels. so incredibly tense and paranoid. can only imagine what it felt like to watch this during the pandemic. everyone in the ensemble is doing great work.

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★★½

    the dream of rome is an old man’s fantasy.

    look man. you have to Get It.

    gladIIator thrives under the reading of ancient rome as an allegory for a crumbling america. the “dream of rome” vs the American Dream. gladiiator presents america as a diseased nation, incapable of saving. sin is in it’s roots. the original gladiator also presents rome/america as a diseased nation, but there is a belief that it can be saved. sixteen years after the hero of rome sacrificed…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    i gotta stop feeling guilty.

    probably the most fun i’ve had at the movies in a long time. deeply messy film but it is just such a blast. bong joon-ho’s american films are all extremely heavy handed but they’re still really fun. park chan-wook said that pattinson should get both best actor AND best supporting actor, and he couldn’t have been more on the money. a dual performance unlike any other. rivals fassbender in alien: covenant. he’s doing funny voices! he’s…