I don't watch movies, but I do ruthlessly critique the ones I do.
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986
What can you say? It's a goddamn classic. The jokes always manage to make me laugh despite the fact I've watched this movie a billion times :P Truly one of the greatest and most influential comedies ever to come out, in my opinion.
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Superbad 2007
I didn't get the hype for this movie. still don't, now that I think about it. I had a grand old time laughing my ass off, though! I've heard about this movie being called "One of the last great comedies," and I could see it, maybe, if movies like Deadpool didn't exist.
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Ready or Not 2019
I'm on a thriller kick, so I went back and watched this one again, and damn it to hell; it was just as fun to rewatch it as it was to watch it for the first time. Great thriller/horror themes and tropes, tasteful and thematic gore, and an actual fucking plot, how crazy. Samara Weaving and the rest of the cast had this shit LOCKED DOWN from the very beginning, which made this a very enjoyable film to view. And…
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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 2004
"check out my pecs, little man" - literally me btw
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