Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2024

  despite the fact that chris briney has resting stank face, you could NEVER make me hate him. this movie was either go girl give us nothing or please girl you're giving too much. renee, jaquel, and auli’i SAVED the soundtrack!! revenge party was fun and i actually did enjoy some of the meta-ness of it. also regina george is NOT wearing elf makeup sawryyyyy

  (this review was sponsored by seat geek)

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  Step Brothers 2008

  ★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2024

  not enough uses of the f slur

Popular reviews

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  See This Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2020

  i've never seen this movie but i saw that one clip of seth meyers asking if he could put that girls earlobes in his mouth so i think i've seen plenty

  edit : i finally watched this movie and i wish i hadn't. seth meyers was hot in it ; too bad his character was bad at sex :/

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2023

  that was definitely a movie i just watched