Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  could do without the sandwiched monologue, could do with more exploration of iris's autonomy

  but such a fun thriller, hughie got dumped by a robot!!!

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  Pacific Rim 2013

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  uninspired slop

  female character count:
  +1 mako (boring and 1d)
  +1 girl who holds map for black market dealer
  +1 russian who dies with 30s screen time
  +1 preggo kaiju

Popular reviews

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★ Watched 09 Jun 2024

  cannot convince me the cringe-factor was cringe enough to be meta

  decent enough chemistry between leads but I could not care about either of them or the plot

  did make me laugh in a "what-the-fuck" sort of way, so I guess it deserves a little credit, but otherwise unmemorable

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2024 2

  movie so intense, I jumped when jacob leaned over to make a "that's what she said" joke.

  btw, virginia's take on the ending is absolute dogwater. I said what I said.