Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  They weren’t even that long tho, like 2’11” mayyybe 3 feet if we’re being generous

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  As Above, So Below 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Emoji Movie 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 May 2024

  Emoji🧴Movie🎞️ =🟰Fantasticness😍🍭🎢🦦.
  I🧿 really liked🤩 Gene👖; he💇‍♂️🧝‍♂️🙆‍♂️👨‍🍼was so sweet🍬🤤and silly🤪🤭😹🪿😝 and even2️⃣4️⃣6️⃣8️⃣🔟💯 a🅰️ bit🤏flirty🫦😉💋🤸‍♂️🫃at@ times✖️.
  Jailbreak⛓️‍💥was a🅰️ baddie🔥😻🥵💃 and also a🅰️ badass👎🍑; her👩‍🍳👩‍🌾🙎‍♀️ hair🐴was too🎌🖇️ blue😔🗣️ though.
  I🧿didn’t🙅‍♂️like🤩Smiler😊; she💆‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🧌👩‍🚀was a🅰️ total🟰 bitc*🐩and her👵🧚‍♀️👩🏼‍💼🧛🏻‍♀️smiles😄🙂came💦across🅰️✝️as disingenuous✡️.
  Forever and always.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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