Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

  the movie was kinda bad tbh. so why does it get 4 stars??? CGI? horrible. line delivery? awful. accents? which one!? the action scenes? honestly soo good.
  - and the last like 30 minutes were fire i’m not even gonna lie. 

  i would do unspeakable acts with ATJ and i’d never feel bad about it. standing, sitting, laying down, from the front, from behind, on top, on bottom- HOWEVER HE WANTS IT. I JUST KNOW HE LIKES IT RAW AND BLOODY. ROUND FOR ROUND FOR ROUND.

  god he’s so sexy. i just know he growls when he- 

  ok yeah #toecurling

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  Power Rangers 2017

  ★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  yeah elizabeth banks eats in this. also i’m pretty sure it’s impossible to cast a black power ranger who isn’t sexy 😋😋

Popular reviews

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  Anna Karenina 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  i’m equally as obsessed with period pieces as i am with blonde mustached aaron taylor johnson

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  a horror story about a girl and her crazy ex. all jokes aside, the acting was FIRE. genuinely incredible stuff on everyone’s part. ATJ and lily especially. (extra star because of it) but ngl this scared the shit out of me. i walked out of that theater in shock. i feel like i’m gonna puke and if i eat tomorrow it’ll be a miracle.