Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Demi Moore thinking she wasn’t beautiful was the scariest part of this movie

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I fear I would also risk life and limb a brunette looked at me like that as well

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Apr 2024

  God awful tennis pov shots, and somehow Zendya has taken Jenny from Forrest gump’s spot as the worst fucking movie character

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Nov 2024

  What a happy ending when you turn it off at a certain point