Watched Snowmannequin. This so badly wants to be a 90s Brendan Fraser movie. But I really appreciated how the entire movie just said “fuck it” with the premise.
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Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story 2024
Santa stole that lady’s hat and got off scot free. Where’s the justice?
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Invasion of the Neptune Men 1961
You’ve basically got two versions here: the muddy, incomprehensible, repetitious, dubbed version that was rightfully mocked mercilessly on MST3K, and the widescreen original that is highly cliche, but makes more sense, looks good and has some neat special effects. Neither is any great shakes, but the Japanese version is more like a kitschy 2.5 star film where the dubbed version is more like a slog to a half star (if not less.)
Either way, you get the Hitler Building.
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C Me Dance 2009
This movie is impossible for me to rate, because it is for me what Plan 9 from Outer Space was to cheese aficionados in the 80s when the Golden Turkeys book hit. It is a movie with dead-end plot threads, bizarre performances, thoroughly head-scratching dialogue, and a story through-line that will make you question just what kind of God would allow someone to birth this into the world in his name. It's become one of my favorite terrible movies of…
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