Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bird 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  This fucking sucked and I don’t care what you all think otherwise.

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  RoboCop 2 1990

  ★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Ehhh kinda terrible but I enjoyed the private corporation trying to take over a city by deliberately underfunding the police so crime rises. Also a kid killer is awesome and I guarantee when this came out critics would’ve lost their shit about it.

Popular reviews

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  Avengers: Endgame 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Apr 2019

  Yo it ain’t perfect. In fact, it’s fucking flawed. But as a culmination of 11 years of ups and downs, it’s as good as it’ll get. 

  Cons:
  No Antman up Thanos butthole reference
  Too many Fortnite references (weird)

  Pros:
  Everything else.

  Seriously guys. It does just about everything right, it’s a sad, beautiful end to a wonderful saga. 

  But the rides just beginning....

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  Blockers 2018

  ★★ Watched 31 Mar 2018

  For every genuinely funny moment and genuinely heartfelt, progressive and moving bit, there are a dozen terribly backwards and shit gross out gags that fall flat. Imagine this shot under the visual style of Lord/Miller. Instead it’s the flattest, generic, Apatow-est movie that’s ever existed. Kudos to Ike for being the strongest of the bunch.