Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Vigil 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Funniest part was Yakov googling how to flirt with and talk to girls

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  Porky's 1981

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Look I’m never gonna criticize a sex comedy movie for having too much sex, but I am absolutely gonna criticize it for not being comedic

Popular reviews

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  13: The Musical 2022

  ½ Watched 13 Aug 2022 1

  BRO THEY MASSACRED MY MIDDLE SCHOOL OBSESSION LET THE KIDS SAY “DUMBASS” AND “DRUNK” PART OF THIS MUSICAL IS LETTING SHELTERED THEATER KIDS FEEL REBELLIOUS WITH BARE MINIMUM I’M ACTUALLY LIVID

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  The Emperor's New Groove 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I joked that Pacha and Kuzco were boyfriends and then they mentioned Kuzco was freshly 18 and I was like NEVER MIND