Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Class of Nuke 'Em High 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Brb calling out of work because I smoked the weed that makes you mutate

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  Kronk's New Groove 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Why was Kronk giving Birdwell FILTHY backshots when they were rolling out the dough for the raisin bread?

Popular reviews

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  13: The Musical 2022

  ½ Watched 13 Aug 2022 1

  BRO THEY MASSACRED MY MIDDLE SCHOOL OBSESSION LET THE KIDS SAY “DUMBASS” AND “DRUNK” PART OF THIS MUSICAL IS LETTING SHELTERED THEATER KIDS FEEL REBELLIOUS WITH BARE MINIMUM I’M ACTUALLY LIVID

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  Danny Doom 2021

  ½ Watched 05 Sep 2021

  Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry *turns into Hambone*