Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adaptation. 2002

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  We need more coked out Meryl in cinema

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Wanted every single person in this movie to fuck each other and me, and that’s a beautiful thing

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  Would do literally anything to have Harris Dickinson lick milk off my face

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Apr 2024 1

  I did not comprehend the full extent of IMAX’s powers until it allowed me to simultaneously feel like a horny 20 year old bisexual tennis player and a horny 55 year old gay Italian man for two glorious hours. I walked out of that theatre VERILE AND ALIVE thank you so much to Luca G, Zendaya and the bois 😈

  (Also the Reznor/Ross score fucks *so* hard we need it in pill form it will save us all)

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