Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lastikman 2003

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  lastikman's powers in canonically given by a heat-seeking meteorite, rubber tree, and GOD ALMIGTY HIMSELF.

  (deep dive analysis review to be posted in the comments)

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  Lilo & Stitch 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  ok stitch just because ure cute & fluffy doesnt mean u can say slurs

Popular reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2025 2

  THIS IS THE MOST SCUFFIEST RATSHIT PISS-STRAIGHT-TO-MY-EYES CUM GUTTER YELLOW DISCHARGE MOVIE THAT EVER MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY.

  1. scripts fucking awful, like ITS SO BAD, ITS KINDA BAFFLING AND INTRIGUING... i mean i get the appeal, its a raunch com and i fuck with raunch coms, but this was AMAZINGLY BAD ITS FUNNY AS FUCK. like, exposition much?? CLEAREST SET-UPS FOR REMARKS, and oh my god the way they handled problems are SOOO EXTRA, its so camp.

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  corny. horny. cheap fun. socially aware. objectively predictable. all of these things plus more. this should be a new genre honestly... basic movie done basically.

  LET IT BE KNOWN, PRUE I FUCK WITH THIS MOVIE.

  the same fun feeling i had with the barbarian.