Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  somehow managed to portray pete fucking seeger as some kind of andy griffith pushover and JOAN GODDAMN BAEZ as a stick-in-the-mud pick me. not to mention a waste of a fanning sister. you’re on thin ice, chalamet

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  The Return 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  sing in me muse, and through me tell the story of that man who showed completely unnecessary dong in the first 30 minutes (I did enjoy the regretful-old-man spin of it all, and Juliet Binoche did some really A+ glowering, but I was not ready for that)

Popular reviews

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2024

  it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  One time my friend went to “baseball jail” at a rays game and finding him sort of felt like the first two thirds of this movie, after which things fell apart completely imo, both for my friend and this film