Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Tight 90 that managed to do way more than all the under-edited movies that have been torturing me lately. When we found out about the marriage plot in the first 2 minutes I was like YES we are COOKING with GAS! Absolutely loved the lack of exposition. Loved the slicked back ponytails. Loved the love!

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Personal 4 despite hang ups. Another contemporary movie that has me thinking about accent work. Original! Tonally strange! The most complex take on a book that was only ever interested in being a movie! Bong Joon ho works miracles.

Popular reviews

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  Drive-Away Dolls 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Feb 2024

  I left this movie so mad and now I am simply NUMB! At one point everyone in my row had their heads in their hands. I didn’t know a tight 90 could feel so long. Every sex scene was a jumpscare. Margaret Qualley has ACCOSTED me with this performance and now I can no longer identify as a dyke

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  The Idea of You 2024

  ★★ Watched 05 May 2024

  What is there to even say…. I’m convinced this was produced by Nicholas Galitzine’s PR person. Cackled wildly the whole time despite not being able to see a single thing that was happening. Was this filmed through black curtains??? My favorite part was when she came out in the Ekhaus latta turtleneck dress and he was like slay