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Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Jurassic Park
  • Oppenheimer

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  • Sherlock Holmes

    ★★★½

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★★

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★★½

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★½

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★½

    I really liked this, I did. The atmosphere and the practical effects alone were amazing never mind the fantastic story and acting, but I can not in good conscience give this the 4.5 I want to due to the egregious uncanny valley AI of Ian Holm that they use. A dangerous continuation of a precedent set in Rogue One that does not allow for new actors to make their mark on the industry if directors and the studios are just going to digitally resurrect departed actors.
    If the sequel does come to fruition, I hope they learn from this mistake and don’t repeat it

  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★★½

    A somewhat basic plot carried by the 3 leads (Frodo was the MVP)

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  • Samaritan

    Samaritan

    ★★½

    Enjoyable but it can’t seem to decide if it wants to be a slow burn psychological type film or a typical superhero slap down fest. Stallone plays the burned out superhero well though

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.