Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  the end credits were the best part. this sounds like a jab but i dont mean it to be. i appreciated the typography, layout, illustration, and animation. strong design work.

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  animation is the worlds highest and most noble art-form (unbiased)

Popular reviews

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jun 2023 2

  ima text all my exes wish me luck

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  Doctor Sleep 2019

  ½ Watched 11 Nov 2019 3

  They fucking ran The Shining through an MCU-ification machine holy fucking christ. Just what Kubrick would have wanted, superhero mind battles in room 237 and pale blue/green Vimeo student film cinematography. They had a full-on fucking shootout with demon hipsters and a main character is literally named Abra? What the fuck is this? Only getting a half star because zero stars isn't an option. Leave Kubrick alone Mike Flanagan, stick to your mediocre straight-to-Netflix stuff. Stay in your lane.