Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  JACK QUAID WITH TATTOOS NOT WHILE KM OVULATING

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  Ocean's Eleven 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Rusty is bisexual and I won’t explain

Popular reviews

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  Beauty and the Beast 1978

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025 1

  A couple months ago I made the mistake of taking edibles while having a flu. The result: I had the worst sleep of my life. I would constantly be waking my perspective being distorted, and half the night I wasn’t sure where I was. The other half I was in my room, but it felt like I was in an oil painting.
  I never knew how to have that feeling of “oil painting” until tonight, when I watched this movie.
  Its beautiful. It’s haunting. It feels exactly like an oil painting.
  Fuck off disney

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Oct 2024

  Texas before Buc-ee’s was wild shit