Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harlem Nights 1989

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Awful script but also somehow perfectly tailored to everyone’s legendary comedic strengths so I can’t be mad.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  “It’s okay for me to be happy”

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024 6

  Too many thoughts honestly. This was so different. Honestly really fucking cool to watch after the silent film. It still has such strong visual language and integrity. The sound design surprised me.. everything abt Nosferatu was ridiculously compelling..

  + had one of the most beautiful death scenes I’ve ever seen period. Idk how they did it.

  Willem was absolutely necessary here. 

  Ugh this was diabolical 
  Merry Xmas

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Oct 2024 12

  Took me like a week to acknowledge that I watched this. 

  I feel like every take I’ve seen on this has been paiNfully obvious.
   But while straightforward I like how this message was packaged. I truly wasn’t expecting to laugh as much as I did. Idk if everyone would agree but the fact that it goes off the rails toward the end was exactly the relief/release that I needed. 

  The gore was actually much more bearable than I expected going…