Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Excalibur 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Like if Lynch’s Dune Actually Really Ate. This Merlin is my favorite wizard in Anything Ever.  Psychedelic dark fantasy masterpiece. THE FREAKING COLORS!!!

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  Donkey Skin 1970

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  the COSTUMES the wench that spits up FROGS

Popular reviews

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  Synecdoche, New York 2008

  ½ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  Hated it I feel like this guys a misogynist but can’t prove it

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  Love in the Time of Cholera 2007

  ★ Watched 03 May 2024

  Wish they made Javier bardem hotter and they should have showed his thing a little bit.