Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Boyhood 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  can someone teach this boy how to shave

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  Mystery Train 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  bring back indoor smoking

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2024 1

  jonathan murray chu you will start coughing in three days
  not a single shot in this movie seems purposeful, the lighting is genuinely embarrassing, the blocking is all wrong and where tf is the colour 
  the ability to do this bad of a job as a director with this good of a cast and the most in depth sets Hollywood has seen in years must be a talent at this point
  oh what this could’ve been if someone competent was at the helm

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 May 2024

  art donaldson it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you, you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard (i love pathetic blond men) sexual feelings are very much so there you can rest assured

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