Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  I’ll watch anything with Sophie Thatcher or Jack Quaid.

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Loneliness sucks

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  Watch Willy’s Wonderland instead.

  A lot of extra story thrown in where it wasn’t needed. This movie would have benefited by staying simple and having a lot more references towards the original games and their gameplay. Instead Josh Hutchinson spends 10 minutes in the office sleeping and 30 minutes with a girl.

  This movie is also a VERY soft 15. There might be one kill which pushed it out of 12A range, but it’s a really tame “horror” movie that even lacks the cheap jumpscares the FNAF games are known for.

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  Instead of telling you what this movie has I’ll tell you what it doesn’t. Reverse spoilers?

  Brick or Mordecai (and Bloodwing by relation)

  Marcus does not tell us a story.

  A cool intro with a song introducing characters (like the games always do)

  Doctor Zed or Scooter

  Fun guns, I counted 3 guns in total.

  Bombs that do anything but explode once as normal

  A reason for Krieg to be there

  Humor

  Charm

  This film is very loosely based around…